Asked on Jun 26, 2013
Anybody know where we can find a female gnome?
Single Male Gnome, 3" tall, not-so-athletic build, seeks lady friend for a long-standing relationship. Must love organic gardening, the sweet aroma of fish-based fertilizers and late night dips in compost tea. No pesticide soaked chics, please. Comparable height preferred but all shapes welcome. Help Gnomey find his love?