Is there truly, any way to paint laminate kitchen cabinets?

yup!

https://www.bobvila.com/articles/painting-laminate-cabinets/#.WdeJfXZrw2w

Painted mine. They looked great! Use a primer specifically designed for laminate. I took the doors off to paint flat and used furniture sponge rollers. Use a good acrylic paint and good for it.

https://paintingtheme.com/how-to-paint-laminate-cabinet/

This site is just one of many that will tell you how. https://www.bunnings.com.au/diy-advice/paint/how-to-paint/how-to-paint-laminate-kitchen-cabinets

There's a product called grab it .I think it's Rustoleum.That should work.

LOWES Valspar "Bonding Primer" was created to adhere to glossy surfaces & all the crappy laminates still in use in construction. It makes particle board, slick laminated surfaces like IKEA furniture, all composite materials, plywood, etc., Paintable.

I will look for it. Thanks,I appreciate it.

Yes I have done it quite a few times. Proper prep is key.

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