Cute sayings for ash trays?




Giving someone an ashtray for a gift. Need something funny to say to entice them to use the ashtray.
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Hi Robin,
I am putting on my creative hat for this one -
Hope these help or at least inspire you a bit....
Have a good day!
Put your butt here!
I found a few on Pinterest.
Does this ashtray make my butt look big.
Addicted to you.
I will quit tomorrow
I don’t put my butt on your lawn, please park yours here.
Butts here.
Butt recycling center.
No Butts allowed, except here.
Placing your butt here will make yours smaller.
BUTT- Before U Throw Trash, place here.
Cigarette butt graveyard
Butt & Ass trash (sorry, it popped in my head)
I’ll stop now. Thanks for the laugh
Be a buttinsky
"THIS IS THE HOLE FOR YOUR BUTTS"
HOPEFULLY IT IS A DEEP ASHTRAY.